Dare I say it but Jessica Alba looks like crap. Here she is shooting a commercial for some big make-up company (I won’t say which), and not even the flash of her sweet ass can help save her from a fashion disaster. I mean, the hair, the make up, the dress… all of it is horrible! The usual riot in my pants has been broken up by billy clubs and fire hoses. All is limp and soggy. Shame on them! If you’re going to use Jessica Alba to endorse a product, rule number one is not to turn a smoking hot girl into an unrecognizable skank in clown make-up!